Anyone in the mood for short jokes?

A mother texts her son: “What does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?” He answers, “I don’t know, love you, and talk to you later.” She replies, “It’s okay, don’t worry. I’ll ask your sister. Love you too.” He’s translated everything correctly—and explained absolutely nothing. Another parent’s efforts go sideways at bedtime: after a father spends two hours telling stories, his wife approaches the quiet room. “Is he asleep, dear?” she whispers. “Yes, Mommy,” answers their very awake son.

Meanwhile, a mother discovers that her boy’s tooth extraction costs $100 instead of the promised $20. The dentist explains that the child yelled so loudly, four other patients fled the office. Then there’s the man proudly showing off his $3,000 hearing aid, declaring it the best he’s ever owned. His friend asks, “What kind is it?” The delighted answer: “Half past four!” In these little jokes, the explanations are often funnier than the problems.